Day 25ish

Kids sure can scream.

Wow.

[bows in respect / covers head with hands from headache]

The Prez and my cousin Kat always say that they appreciate their parents every day now that they have kids. When my nephews scream I often just hide in my room in the basement with my earphones on. I must say, after experiencing this, I should thank my parents for not beating the cr*p out of me every day from the age of zero to thirty[blank] cuz if I was them and I had me, I probably would have.

Thanks mom and dad!!